The Primordials Timeline

The Primordials is an expansive universe with many important events. This is a timeline of important events, such as character births, wars, discoveries, and deaths.

2000 B.C.

 * The Ancient Primordials learn to harvest Primordial Crystals, which allows them to become gods and create the Realm of Gods.
 * The First God becomes the supreme ruler of the Realm of Gods and establishes good relations with most dimensions, including Earth.
 * Half Camel is born.

560 B.C.

 * The gods overthrow the First God and banish him from the Realm. Half Camel is made the new Supreme Ruler.

600 A.D.

 * Half Camel ends all human-god relations on Earth and abandons Te Deum. He also banishes all worshippers of the First God, including Cthulhu and Sherman the Annihilator.

1500's

 * The Leopard Society is founded somewhere in South America. They believe a metaphorical ancient prophecy about the mighty "leopards" gaining dominion over the Earth in the Age of the Leopard, with their rule only threatened by the "jaguar".

1600's

 * June 27th, 1625 - Tzekel Kan is born.
 * 1649 - Tzekel Kan leaves El Dorado, seeking adventures and happiness in the world.

1940's

 * June 4th ,1949 - Ed Bernstein is born

1950's

 * May 17, 1956 - Bob Saget is born

1960's

 * Dalton Takach narrowly escapes his collapsing dimension and somehow stumbles into the Realm of Gods. Seeing great potential in this new refugee, Half Camel takes Dalton in as a protege.
 * Shere Khan becomes a feared crime lord in Asia, basing himself in Beijing.

1986

 * Half Camel has a love affair with a human from Earth.
 * November 25th, 1986 - Cassandra is born as a demigod.

1990's

 * May 2nd, 1994 - Lily Mayor is born
 * January 6th, 1996 - Billy Saget is born

2000

 * Billy Saget's parents divorce.

2008

 * Dalton Takach, now known as Cross, starts a rebellion against Half Camel, with Cassandra as his general. After a few days of fighting, the rebellion is swiftly defeated by the gods. Half Camel banishes Cross and Cassandra to two opposite ends of the dimensional plane.
 * The US Military abandons two bunkers near a city on the East Coast containing prototype weaponry.

2009

 * Neo, a human from Earth, somehow finds his way into The Realm of Gods. Half Camel kills Neo.
 * Adam S. Kutner murders Glen Lerner's mother.

2012

 * Lily Mayor starts her freshman year at Harvard University.

February

 * Tzekel Kan, depressed and at the end of his rope, attempts to commit suicide by flying a plane with his face on it directly into the sun. Shere Khan retrieves all of Tzekel's burnt molecules from the sun and beings rebuilding him in a lab.

April

 * Shere Kan unleashes a brainwashed Cyborg Tzekel Kan on a city on the East Coast. Slade Wilson and Bob Saget stop him, but the city is destroyed and Slade is killed.

May

 * Tzekel Kan recovers and teams up with Bob Saget to hunt down Shere Khan. The two locate and kill him in Beijing, but Tzekel Kan dies saving the city from Khan's suicide bomb.
 * The state government orders the city that was destroyed by Cyborg Kan to be rebuilt into a booming new metropolis called New Jaguar City.
 * Lily Mayor graduates from Harvard University and joins the New Jaguar City project, proposing it to be focused on community and fighting homelessness and poverty.

July

 * New Jaguar City soft-opens, letting some residents move in and businesses to begin.
 * Lily Mayor is elected mayor of New Jaguar City by the people, taking the title Miss Mayor.
 * The Leopard Society, lead by a new Leopard King, starts eyeing New Jaguar City as a potential headquarters.

October

 * October 7th - The Attorney War happens in Las Vegas, Nevada. The city is decimated due to the grudge match between the attorneys. Ed Bernstein and Glen Lerner are arrested, while Adam S. Kutner is presumed dead.

December

 * The Leopard Society teams up with Godfather Chuck's mafia to take over New Jaguar City.
 * The mafia storm City Hall and capture Miss Mayor in secret, taking control of the city and using it as a hub for organized crime.
 * Adam S. Kutner, still alive, hides on a freight boat in the Indian Ocean. He starts building a criminal empire in South Asia and starts collecting dangerous artifacts of power.

2016

 * Glen Lerner and Ed Bernstein are relocated to a super max prison overseas.
 * New Jaguar City officially opens to the public, secretly under the control of the Leopard Society.
 * Bob Saget discovers two abandoned US Military bunkers outside of New Jaguar City containing prototype weaponry and vehicles. The larger of the two bunkers becomes Saget's base of operations.
 * Bob Saget and Billy Saget work in secret against the Leopard Society to liberate New Jaguar City.
 * Jaiden Veltre finds a crate of interdimensional armor in his backyard. A few weeks after, a demon taking the form of the Kool Aid Man attacks Earth. Jaiden defeats the Kool Aid Man, although heavily damaging his armor.

March

 * The Leopard King orders Godfather Chuck to hunt down and kill Bob Saget.
 * Cassandra is arrested in Siberia for attempting to liberate a nearby town.

June

 * Catman foils a robbery in an alleyway, but is alerted to the threat of Robbie Shapiro.
 * Bob Saget finds out about the Leopard Society's superstitious beliefs in the ancient prophecy, and begins attempting to bring Tzekel Kan back to life.

August

 * Bob Saget perfects his regeneration formula and sprinkles it on Tzekel Kan's grave to ferment.

September

 * September 17th - After being attacked by assassins Elmo and Kermit, Catman chases and finds Robbie Shapiro. The two fight, and Catman emerges the victor. He then decides to travel to New Jaguar City to investigate the mafia.
 * September 19th - Catman finds nothing and returns to the Bahamas.
 * September 26th - Bob Saget's formula takes effect, and Tzekel Kan comes back to life. He allies with Billy to evade the mafia, and the two of them rendezvous with Bob close to midnight.
 * September 27th - Early in the morning, the mafia invade Bob's hideout, and Bob Saget is killed. Shortly after, Godfather Chuck is killed. Using Bob's other lab as a base, Tzekel and Billy plan an assault on the Leopard base. Later that night, Tzekel attacks the Leopards and kills the Leopard King.
 * September 28th - Miss Mayor is freed and New Jaguar City is liberated.

October

 * Tzekel decides to stay in New Jaguar City as a hero. He also discovers the existence of Catman.

February

 * Cross finally gathers the resources to enact his plan to travel back to the Realm of Gods to become a god himself.

March

 * March 5th - Cross travels to Earth aboard the Crucifix to find Te Deum and the last portal to the Realm of Gods. Upon arriving in the upper atmosphere, he mortally wounds Jaiden Veltre, sending him plummeting into a nearby barn with Catman.
 * March 6th - Jaiden and Catman set out to find Ed Bernstein, Glen Lerner, and Tzekel Kan to recruit them against Cross. Jaiden also finds Cassandra, who claims to know Cross' plan. Tzekel and Catman fight before calling a truce and deciding to work together. Together, they all become the new Primordials.
 * March 7th - Cross finds Te Deum and opens a portal to the Realm of Gods after fighting the Primordials. The Primordials follow him into the Realm, only to find Half Camel. He gives the team the last remaining Primordial Crystal before dying. The team follows Cross, who has turned into God Cross, back to New Jaguar City. Tzekel Kan and Catman kill Cross in the Pocket Dimension, but not before Cross kills Ed Bernstein in front of Glen Lerner.
 * March 8th - The Primordials split up.
 * Glen retires and goes into hiding.
 * Jaiden gives up hero work for music.
 * Miss Mayor and Billy begin dating.
 * Cassandra returns to the Realm of Gods.

April

 * April 2nd - Adam S. Kutner visits his collection on a cargo boat after hearing about the events of Cross' plan. He relishes in his most prized possession: one half of a defunct Primordial Crystal.
 * April 17th - Cthulhu and Sherman the Annihilator, two worshippers of the First God, take advantage of Half Camel's death and wage war on the Realm of Gods. Cassandra and the Mage Sisters defeat the incoming armies, killing Cthulhu and banishing Sherman the Annihilator in the process. After the battle, Cassandra ascends to the role of Supreme Ruler.